Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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