my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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