wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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