I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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