Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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