called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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