Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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