Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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