She is in my trunk
so that wasnt chicken after all
you win again, gameday.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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