I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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