OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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