That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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