At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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