32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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