remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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