i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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