Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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