I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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