Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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