i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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