Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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