if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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