No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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