what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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