Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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