He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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