this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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