You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Two words: blizzard sex
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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