I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Randomize
