I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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