How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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