I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
This baby is an asshole
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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