im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I love having hate sex.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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