Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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