The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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