im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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