And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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