I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
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