I skipped work to stalk him.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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