sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He is an equal opportunity slut.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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