So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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