I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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