Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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