pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
