I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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