the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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