We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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