True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
3 2 1 whiskey
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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