just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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