If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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